Tue, 23:17: Okay, read forty something pages on recording and measuring data to create incentive and compensation plans #timefordinner Tue, 23:25: Is this like, a gremlins thing? #whycantiovercookit http://t.co/GZNqYnIx Tue, 23:28: â@90sgirlproblem: My hair only looks good if itâs crimped, in a side ponytail and/or features a zig zag part. #90sgirlproblemsâ #LongIsland Wed, 00:11:…
Mon, 13:21: Welcome to the HR & Accounting Department of Wolfram & Hart â Attorneys at Law http://t.co/vRBJhrHz Tue, 00:15: How I Feel http://t.co/dFhKhVPr #twitter
Sun, 13:04: K-Cup run!! (@ Dunkin’ Donuts) http://t.co/4fPaaOng Sun, 19:35: RT @kbavoice: Being lied to about my legal rights & aggressively groped by Agent Eitman at CLE gives @TSA a bad name & the @ACL … Sun, 19:36: Okay, team summary paper is in the forum for consensus, I’m taking a twenty minute break,…
Sat, 23:24: I earned 11319 points (#273231) and 34 results (#22006) by donating over 18 days (#372546) of cpu time to WCG http://t.co/rilwhgiu #wcgrid Sun, 00:31: I never realized how handsome Chipper Jones is until today. Sun, 11:26: 71 days and 11 hours remaining until my Vacation in Israel http://t.co/dfytZYw4 Sun, 11:30: RT @malcolm_irvin:…
Fri, 15:07: It’s quarter end and month end, and as I’m trying to close out the books a gaggle of men (read: children) appear all craving attention #NO! Fri, 18:48: “I love a boy named Jesse, but he doesn’t love me back…but every time he smiles at me I know we are the same”…
Thu, 17:18: Okay, quick update http://t.co/e7vDwYlD Fri, 08:55: @DanielleMonaro Adam Levine & his Superman underwear, you’re welcome: http://t.co/IllGssf8
Tue, 12:43: My pelvis…it thrusts…in antici…pation. http://t.co/7RKCKXBN #pandora Tue, 18:21: RT @iMikosnyc: When I stop caring what I look like ima wear my hair like this lady on the train. Wed, 00:57: RT @Adonis_Leonidas: 100 RTs and I will #PicSlip a photo I just took. ð Wed, 00:57: RT @Adonis_Leonidas: RT of you are…
Mon, 21:17: Truer words never spoken. http://t.co/UDzgIcsw #Kindle Mon, 22:52: RT @TheOnion: Loose First-Grader Brings Home Different Friend Every Time http://t.co/kNt0uuDn Mon, 23:28: My ideal job would involve commuting back and forth from Chicago to Tel Aviv on a weekly/bi-weekly basis #truestory #frequentflierwannabe Tue, 11:18: Homework folders for adults…it goes in their mailbox (cubby)…
Sun, 16:07: Attention fellow grad students: inline citations are not a suggestion – whether in a paper, an online post or graffiti – cite your sources!! Sun, 16:46: There are few days living on Long Island when I don’t feel like Ford Prefect #42 Sun, 21:08: RT @ShitTwinksSay: I just want a straight guy…
Sat, 18:18: themusicalyogin’s photo http://t.co/uuNfXugZ Sat, 18:29: Nate Ruess has just replaced every singer I’ve ever crushed on #truth Sat, 18:43: RT @UOPX: Sunday, weâre announcing a change in the conversation. Tune in to the Emmys (ABC 7e/4p) #emmys #LetsGetToWork Sat, 23:24: I earned 11319 points (#272641) and 34 results (#21961) by donating over…