Sat, 19:08: RT @SouthPark: #Santa, reindeer and electroshock to the balls – it’s all part of bringing Christmas joy to Iraq! Watch #RedSleighDown: h … Sat, 20:02: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: The lyric “All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth” is ridiculous. Really? That’s all you want? Get better … Sat, 20:02: RT…
Fri, 19:22: I just unlocked the “Hot Tamale” badge on @foursquare for checking in at Mexican Restaurants! ¡Ay, caramba! http://t.co/D9wcnejB Fri, 19:22: Veggie Burrito!! (@ Green Cactus Mexican Grill) http://t.co/B1U2IFZ6 Fri, 20:21: Nap, emails, grad school. #twitter
Thu, 19:23: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: #EndOfTheWorldConfessions: I don’t know what happened to my nose either. Thu, 19:26: #EndOfTheWorldConfessions: I caused the Beaverton flood @SouthPark @ComedyCentral Thu, 20:11: Nap and then homework. Fri, 12:00: I’m listening to It Just Won’t Do by Tim DeLuxe on Pandora http://t.co/bubcFHZ3 #pandora #twitter
Wed, 22:31: RT @davonmagwood: I enjoy Pooping in Handicap stalls I know I’m not Handicap but I enjoy the leg room. #ApocalypseConfessional Wed, 22:34: This cold needs to go away…done answering the hard question…now answering the easy question…and attempting to not reference unicorns. Thu, 11:32: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: It is the 21st in Australia, someone…
Tue, 17:57: Being studly and shit. (@ The Home Depot) http://t.co/64FVhkBf Tue, 20:39: Cold medicine kicking in…too ditsy for schoolwork…that’ll happen tomorrow. Tue, 20:52: RT @ChrisWarcraft: I would also tax guns and ammo at a rate similar to tobacco and alcohol, and use all taxes collected for mental healt … #twitter
Mon, 15:13: I’m at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) (Jamaica, NY) w/ 77 others http://t.co/nEabwgjk Mon, 15:14: Landed #backintheusa #twitter
Mon, 02:16: On the plane!! Mon, 02:49: In the aisle seat, emergency exit row, middle seat is empty #timetostretchoutanrelax #legroom Mon, 02:49: In the aisle seat, emergency exit row, middle seat is empty #timetostretchoutandrelax #legroom Mon, 02:52: Wheels up! #twitter
Sat, 19:57: #love #israel #israelmuseum #jerusalem http://t.co/iblMuoAj Sat, 19:59: #kotel #wailingwall #jerusalem #israel http://t.co/5DZrOjfQ Sat, 20:02: #menorah #jerusalem #israel #chanukah http://t.co/dcqYcnxh Sat, 22:24: I earned 11319 points (#277516) and 34 results (#23059) by donating over 18 days (#376563) of cpu time to WCG http://t.co/rilwhgiu #wcgrid Sun, 03:59: #TelAviv #Israel #Beach http://t.co/9in16t4j Sun, 04:53: I…
Sat, 09:25: RT @gruntinginsulin: Sachsenhausen Concentration Camp http://t.co/khGxuNwC Sat, 11:59: RT @IsraeliPM: I want to express my profound grief to families that lost loved ones. May American people find strength to overcome this … #twitter
Thu, 13:25: Amazing to think that because a man had the courage to say J’accuse and another was so inspired by the events & had a dream that we are here Thu, 13:27: RT @EliadCohen1: Just 2 days for PAPA NYC (!!!) Last chance to buy pre sale ticket for $25 at: http://t.co/bxU6ITPM… http://t.co/CcJRiaEl…