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Fri, 00:07: RT @ChrisWarcraft: A man just put his tentacle penis tongue into a tractor trailer’s cigarette lighter and I’m going to bed. Happy Valen … #twitter
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Wed, 15:51: No more spills on important papers #drinklip #iambatman @drinklip http://t.co/qdTmyZdO Wed, 17:39: This is clearly going to turn into my new diner/place. Ben (@ Empress Diner) http://t.co/67iPRfjF Wed, 17:40: “Great diner! Open 24/7, great service!” @ Empress Diner: http://t.co/p8tIEp3Q #foursquare Wed, 19:11: Guy is having a public meltdown on the phone with…
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Tue, 18:03: NyQuil run! (@ CVS Pharmacy) http://t.co/WndHqNUr Tue, 18:21: RT @UOPX: 6 steps to figure out how to plan for education expenses: http://t.co/IOWmRn2J #LetsGetToWork Tue, 18:24: I’m at Green Cactus Mexican Grill (Plainview, NY) http://t.co/bSVGG2t2 Wed, 07:24: I just reached Level 2 of the “Greasy Spoon” badge on @foursquare. Iâve checked in at…
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Mon, 18:00: That moment where you decide to for real use gold stars as a motivator at the office #everythingineededtoknowinlifeilearnedinkindergarten Mon, 18:57: ×××! http://t.co/2VbyGFFD Mon, 21:43: Save Dutch the service dog from execution. via @Care2 http://t.co/CFLH7o3x Mon, 21:47: Okay…Peanut Butter Jelly Time…with a side of Nyquil #forserious #fuckcolds Tue, 10:28: Best part of bank…
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Sat, 12:09: RT @AttitudeMag: Those MPs opposed to #equalmarriage should have taken note of our 18th birthday cover last year http://t.co/feYrUCEY Sat, 12:10: RT @thomaskaplan: Cuomo says largest snowfall was on Long Island & approx 150 people were stranded in vehicles in Suffolk County las … Sat, 22:24: I earned 11319 points (#280199) and…
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Fri, 12:56: @yael__golan welcome back to Twitter! Fri, 14:35: Finally signed up for Manpacks, because it’s just easier. http://t.co/jSjZO7SI Fri, 15:03: Close work early on my way home #Nemo Fri, 21:03: Almost done cleaning, laundry is in, almost time for coffee and homework, and then prepping for our team project! Fri, 23:32: RT @ashlyn_mac:…
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Thu, 18:14: Like all New Yorkers I’m gassing up lol (@ Mobil) http://t.co/6HpQ8y2E Thu, 18:23: Oh my God gas lines are already starting and there isn’t even a shortage yet Thu, 19:04: I’m at Fairway Market (Plainview, NY) http://t.co/hjZotnrZ Thu, 20:47: Hey all #FF @ColbyErskin – new on Twitter, gorgeous model, sexy former football…
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Thu, 07:34: Breakfast (@ Family Bagels & Deli of Plainview) http://t.co/7EdMH8fk #twitter
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Tue, 18:08: Getting supplies for the troops! (@ Fairway Market) http://t.co/xhJdDdxE Tue, 18:16: Would like to thank the super tall employee for his assistance #stepstoolsshouldbemandatory Tue, 18:25: Matzah Ball Soup Run #sickpeepsathome (@ Regal Deli) http://t.co/NPoHCDWD Tue, 18:51: Obviously I can play Pokemon and study at the same time…I was born in the eighties….
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Mon, 19:09: I’m at Bella Vista Pizza & Pasta (Plainview, NY) http://t.co/AQ1WPTM5 Mon, 20:27: Okay, can we take five seconds to discuss just how hot Justin Tucker and Joe Flacco are? #reasonstowatchfootball Mon, 21:11: RT @avimayer: So long, America — it’s been real. #Israel — here I come! Mon, 21:12: RT @JockZone: relax, chill…